“I hate mornings, they start so early.” - Janet Evanovich.“The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” - Robert Frost.When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” - Dean Martin “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.” - Mark Twain.“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” - Kurt Cobain.“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.” - Timur Vermes.“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” - Rachel Caine.“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” - David Lynch.“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” - Catherynne Valente.“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” - Dorothy Parker.“Never face facts if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” - Marlo Thomas.It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. “Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” - Punit Ghadge.“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not or that you feel good this morning or that it is a morning to be good on?” - J.R.R.“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” - Jarod Kintz. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.” - Terry Pratchett It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” - James Lileks
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